Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Viagra culture

This song sums up how i feel right now....if you care click, listen and read:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9MY86vikjM

Oh and keep "winning" America!

Lyrics to Viagra Culture :
everyday my thoughts are consumed by winning

i must win and everything I do I must win

my car must win
my money must win
my hair must win
my kids must win
my wiener must win
my wife must win
my mistress must win
my trip to the bunny ranch must win

i must win in business
i must win when i mow the lawn
if i do not win i am not control
so i must win
again and again
i don't need more but i must have it
more more
when the game gets old i must win
i must win
everyone else must lose
because i must win
we have met the weapon of mass destruction
and it is us

first in war
first in guns
first in beauty
first in fun
first in waste
first to first base
first in bloody aftertaste
first in waste
first to first base
first in bloody aftertaste

this is viagra culture
this is my legacy

be (be) honored (honored)
you girls gone wild
this is how life must be
to keep the sheep asleep (asleep)
viagra stars
viagra cars
viagra farms
viagra scars
this is viagra culture
this is my legacy

(this is what you get x4)

this is viagra culture

(this is what you get x4)

and nothing is ever enough
we get bored when we can't get stuffed
we like our leaders to be stupid and violent
regular guys like us

whats so bad about my wardrobe
when we are the ones who got overdosed
never share anything with anyone else
or you're a bunch of girly men

this is viagra culture
this is my legacy

The little black dress

Ladies and gentlemen of the mainline, could you please be so kind as to keep your insecurities, politics, and hatred towards women off of my little black dress. Its hot and i want to be comfortable in the humidity.
This comfort is hampered by the leering, shouting, whistling, and general mistreatment by those of you so simple that you can not handle a little black dress. Ladies, if you are so bereft of self-esteem that you must treat me badly because you think i look nice in my little black dress: Stay the fuck home. Get some therapy. Eat your vegetables. Go exercise. Call Dr. Phill or Oprah. Do something to make yourself feel better other than projecting onto me. Your shitty attitude towards yourself is not my problem. And it will NOT be my problem no matter how badly you want it to be!
And to those men of heterosexual persuasion, making obscene gestures and shouting words of the same manner is NOT considered a compliment by any woman with half a brain. It feels threatening and plain old creepy. You really think being rude and objectifying me will make me swoon? Greet me as you would anyone else or face rejection sometimes coupled with humiliation if the opportunity presents itself.

Thank you :)